It is Risen!

It is risen, indeed!

Well it is high time I resurrected this blog. Honestly, I have been busier than a bee trying to appease the queen. Life has been good, but consumed with much more pressing things.

So in a nutshell let me sum up my month of bloglessness:

First grade is a great place to be if you like to tell stories, hear excuses, and teach kids how to sharpen pencils.

Married life is a great state to be in if you like home cooked meals, fresh laundry, and watching amazing TV with your best friend.

New Unclehood is a great state to be in if you like holding new born babies, buying things at Baby's R Us, and taking pictures of perfect looking children.

And finally parenthood is a great place to be if your wife forgets to take her birth control for a month! Luckily that's not me but it did get you excited for just a moment. Sorry that's how it works when I blog--I get stupid. Farah is very careful to take her pills every night at the same time, good thing it's not me or we'd probably have a baby by now. We all know how careful I am with health things... Jeepers...


Then again Courtney McCutcheon could have traded the pills for fertility drugs. Hum. We better keep an eye on her--oh wait she's in China we have nothing to fear but the month of May when she returns to change our lives yet again. Things do happen in 3's Parker. I promise you that.

The End. See you in less than a month--probably two days or so.