Saturday, December 31, 2005

Black v. Red


Black v. Red
Originally uploaded by sanchoburrito.
Kaleb v. Michael.

my money is on kaleb...
and that's saying something...

The Tree


The Tree
Originally uploaded by sanchoburrito.
This is my favorite picture that I took for some of my friends this year.

Friday, December 30, 2005

Breakfast at Not-Tiffany's

Alas, it has been too long since I last updated my blog (and note that too long is really only 3 days--I know of such men and women who roam the earth who take weeks, months, and years to update their blogs.) Yet, I fear that if I do not update soon, I shall fall in to the trap of no blogging. I feel like I should use the word whilst right now. I always love when I can work that into a sentence.

Nevertheless, I have had a simply smashing time here in Redlands, California. I simply must thank Courtney for initially introducing me to the loveliness that is Farah. Things are working out quite well. I have been staying in the Jacob's Manor during the duration of my visit, and transporting hither and thither with Farah. During one of my moments of transporting thither I was able to meet the family of Drazin which proved to be better than a guy could hope for. Everyone was very kind, and above that very silly (Alla-likey).

Now I sit in my bed and reflect on the fact that I only have 24 more hours of Redlands bliss. Alas, there is always a rain cloud on what I thought was just silver lining.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Movie Time...

The Producers...

This was simply a silly musical, that if you care for musicals and things that mock NeoNazis, chances are you will like this one. Nathan Lane, played his typical Broadway self, and Matthew Broderick was in his quiet, dorky character --reflections of Inspector Gadget causing this movie reviewer to tremble in fear... (But come on every-time you see him you think: 1. It's Ferris Bueller. And 2. Man, he's married to Sarah Jessica Parker--lucky dawg, you gotta love the guy). Uma Thurman played the saucy Ulla and did a pretty good job being a Sweed--she did flaunt it and if she was singing, I'd say she exceeded my expectation for her singing abilities. And finally, the hilarious Will Farrell played his typical looney, off-the-wall, make you laugh out loud, larger than life character.

Overall, I thought it was a Rice Cake and Peanut Butter movie... It moved along well, but the last twenty to thirty minutes dragged on and on and on. I felt as though they could have cut out on some of the ending songs that were probably better for the stage and not the screen (Maybe I thought this because I had to pee really bad). You don't need to rush out to see the Producers in the movie theatre, unless you're a die hard supporter of all things Mel Brooks or Broadway, just add it to your list of NetFlix.

Overall: Rice Cakes and Peanut Butter

Memorable quote- "May I take your hats, coats, swastikas?"

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Famous Faces...

So today I woke up late, but I woke up really excited. Maybe it was because of a certain friend of mine who is going on a date today! Hooray! At last! So my excitement needed to be channeled into something so I decided, hey I’ll look up my friends and families pictures online on a Celebrity Matching Program (it matches your face to about 2,400 famous faces)… So here are the results of whom my loved ones look like. You be the judge:

Susie looks like…
Pnina Rosenblum
Elisha Cuthbert
Mira Sorvino

Katie looks like… (I think…
Christina Ricci
Andie MacDowell
Kim Basinger

Lisa looks like… (The third one matched pretty close)
Uma Thurman
Julianne Moore
Beyonce Knowles

My dad looks like…
No MATCHES!
He’s one in a billion apparently

My mom looks like… (it wouldn’t let me select female matches for this one)
Michael Ballack
Michael Schumacher
Brian May
Albert Einstein!!!

Kyle looks like… (maybe the first one is cause of his smile)
Howard Dean
Martin Scorsese
Jacques Chirac

Jason looks like…
Billy Bob Thornton
Kevin Mitnick
Bill Gates (ok theis must be because of his glasses)
Women matches- JLo and Jane Fonda!!!

Cassidy looks like…
Celine Dion!
Juliette Binoche
Patricia Arquette

Kaleb looks like… (The last one may be true, but I think they just matched that he wore glasses in the picture)
Steven Soderberggh
Elvis Cotello
Peter Sellers

Parker looks like…
Spencer Tracy
David Beckham
Art Garfunkel
(by the way for girls he matched with Norah Jones and Jane Goodall!)

Farah looks like…
JLo
Annette Bening
Hilary Duff
(no not Celia Cruz this time!)

Jennifers looks like…
Justine Henin-Hardenne
Rosanna Arquette
Clark Gable/Meryl Streep

Tanya looks like…
Carl Lewis
Drew Barrymore
Charles Bronson
And the last match was a young Michael Jackson!

I look like… (Who the heck are these people!?! I totally did a black and white one so they think I am ethnic)
Shahid Kapoor
Roman Abramovich
Jaco Pastorius

Well if you'd like me to do one on you let me know... It's really funny, especially looking up the other gender side of people's pictures! he he he

Movie Time

The Family Stone...

The story is not what everyone was hoping for (but I like the unexpected). It's not the "feel good, laugh along with the creepy guy eating gummy worms next to you, everything ends up great for the nervous couple in the movie" kind of movie. This is a "hard-to-classify-it-better-call-it-a-comedy" movie. It certainly has some REALLY funny moments, but I wouldn't give it a comedy label, I call it a character study.

During the "character study," there were some definite agendas being pushed on the acceptance of diversity ballot. It's a great movie to open discussion on these topics, however the issues weren't really defined or defended well. And based on the fact that millions (if that) went to the movie to see the "comedy", I doubt they're rushing home to talk about worldviews and family. However, I am a rare dung beetle and I appreciated the issues being brought to the table, but where were the resolutions? It's like I wanted to watch a counseling session happen or something--and let's be honest, who wants to watch something like that? I think counseling sessions like the one that would need to take place here normally involve people hitting each other on the head with foam bats or large foam objects shaped like Q-tips. Perhaps this gives you an insight as to my perspective on this movie...

But.. the characters in the family were great because everyone carried some complexity. The boss (otherwise known as the mom), the quiet yet passionate father, the jerk of a sister, the grounded "nuclear family styled" sister, the gay brother, and the single and searching brother. All the characters added a little spice and to me gave a sense of reality to the story. All of the family members brought something to the table, but perhaps, and I say perhaps, there were too many characters crammed into one film that really was ONLY about a mom, 2 sisters, and 2 brothers.

Sarah Jessica was beautiful and delightful as usual. Dermot Mulroney was ok, but his storyline with Clare Danes left something less than desirable. It lacked that zing that makes young girls sigh and grown women desperately long to feel the first taste of young love again. (That may be the stupidest thing I've ever written on my blog. Who am I?)

Overall, The Family Stone gets: A Rice Cake and Peanut Butter with no Diet Coke.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Durmstrang, Beauxbaton, and Hogwarts all came together...

Here are the pictures of the YULE BALL from last night that I promised you all. Check out the family pictures in particular, and my cool threads. Come on this was a must see event.

Enjoy.

Tanya's Awesome Hair


Tanya's Awesome Hair
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
You can't see all of it, but she had dreads, braids, and fuzzy yarn in her hair! It was really cool (plus she cut a rug on the dance floor)!

Victor


Victor
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
In my Durmstrang apparel. I think I did the wizarding world justice...

The Other Burrow


The Other Burrow
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Take a moment to notice the totally craziness of this family! All of us came dressed up and excited to bust a move... Now you all need to vote on who looks the best for this Yule Ball...

The Divas


The Divas
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Diva to the power of two!

The Snow Princess...


The Snow Princess
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
...and the abominable snowman!

Dancing it Out


Dancing it Out
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Look at the Kiniri (that's plural) doing the Irish Jig! Good Stuff!!!

Jump!


Jump!
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Shout out to opening your mouth and putting your arms out to look excited!

Beck and Kay


Beck and Kay
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
In memory of a once great nanny to 6 little girls.

The Goblet of Power


The Goblet of Power
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
This is the best! The Burrow (In particular Beck) hooked me up with a lovely box filled with beautiful things to inspire me in my writing room! Love it!

Sleeping Cassers


Sleeping Cassers
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Look at those chubbers!

The Yule Ball

Yes. It was as I predicted... AMAZING. So much dancing, fun, and friends and family everywhere.

As I did not predict, not all were in attendance, but for the most part it was filled just to my liking. Tanya really cut a rug, and the Shaw and Kiniry Clans were representing big time out there. I'll post pictures in the next week or so.. I may have reached my limit soon for pictures, but I'll get what I can on here.

Shout out to ya'll for dancing like fools in the moonlight and under the BEAUTIFUL Christmas lights... WOW! Excellent work!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Old Movie Reviews of Mine

Here are my grades, on some new movies I saw:

Chicken Little--- It's fun to watch but probably only if you are in a preschool to elementary mood. The graphics are good, but they've seen better in films like Finding Nemo. I personally liked the spin on the story. It's nice to see a kid really telling the truth the whole time. Chicken Little is a good movie to see if you have issues with talking to your parents. Maybe it will open your eyes to that. But come on, if that's your problem you shouldn't go see a movie, you should talk to mom or dad. Anyway... My suggestion is to take a kid to see it and they will probably laugh a bit, and they'll probably think it to be the best thing since bread with no crust (don' t they think that about everything though?). My grade- an O for a good teachable moment on octagons.

The Legend of Zorro---If you liked the first one, and have a tolerance for really cute, latin, ornery kids then you'll like it. It bothered me a bit that Antonio Banderes and Catherine Zeta Jones star in it (again). She's such a T-Moblie ad preppy, and he's very into his whole image that I can just imagine them sitting in their dressing rooms admiring their own beauty. Maybe they are down to earth but I was left thinking the money was spent on the image but little was spent on the actual writing. I could have written this one on my own. So I give this one a M for a plead to Hollywood to heir Me!

The Fog--- Why I saw this is beyond me. If you like scary movies, you'll hate this. If you like teen movies, you'll hate this more. If you like to get your money robbed from you and feel stupid, this may be the one for you. The scariest moment in this movie was my friend sitting across from me who kept saying "Here comes the fog." I give this movie an T for Troll status.

My List of Things To Do

Here is a list of amazing things I could do during my month and one day off:

Go to Chinatown
Go to Disneyland
Write my story: Memoirs of a Gay-Shaw (ok, I'm not, but still it's really funny)
Wrtie my story: I Dream of Farah
Wake up early and exercise everyday
Wake up late and sleep in everyday
Chop down a cherry tree
Build a tree house
Learn to whittle
Meet Farah's family
Meet a new imaginary friend and call him Bill, Harold or Augdington
Discover a way to transport newts, perhaps over the telephone
Hunt for the Larsen family who went to Disneyland on Regis and Kelly
Cut my toenails
Drink a cup of tea at 3:00 everyday
Eat a box of Cheeze-Its
Write two new chapters of Brandon's Story in Nedge
Watch three movies I've been putting off watching
Find a way to make silent garbage trucks so you don't wake up early
Create the official definition for bean-phobics (I know there are more out there)
Find something in the sand at the beach
Find out why The View is the best place to spend the holidays (I have my doubts)
Find out why I thought a griffin was an eagle body and a lion head
Make a list of exciting adjectives
Make a list of captivating verbs

That's all. (I think I am officially odd)

Monday, December 19, 2005

Boo Boo

I'm not going to lie to you right now. Look, I'm just saying I'm totally gimp. I twisted my ankle today, and I'm even going to work tomorrow. Ok... Good grief, I was trying to be really dramatic, but still. Diva.

There I think I used all of my favorite catch phrases. But in all seriousness, I did hurt my ankle today, but that's not gonna stop me from cutting a rug on Friday night baby! Shout out to the Burrow. The YULE BALL will be so much fun! I'm getting ready as we speak.

And tomorrow? The Day of 12 and NARNIA for my favorite staff members of J-12. I'll miss our stellar team.

Ok... Sap is done.

Yogi out.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Tanya! Look!


HERE SHE IS!
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
This is Celia Cruz. I'm just saying. I'll stick with Hillary.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

For it's almost Christmas Time...

That's right it is just around the corner. I am gearing up, finally, as I recover from my Sunday through Tuesday lull of sickness. Whatever. I'm better now. Maybe.

So my plan for the rest of the week is to have thematic days... At school, at play, and just at everything so here it goes:

Today- I guess was the spilt milk day. I'm just reporting here. I know nothing!

Wednesday- The Martha Day. Say, "It's a good thing" as much as possible. Reference things and people by their proper name. Go around my class and be like a Martha and clean up and work all day. Tell people they just "don't fit in." Watch Martha on NBC.

Thursday- The Apprentice Day. A day of pretending to be shaping the Apprentice, Darth Vador, as Darth Lord Sidieth (how you spell that is beyond me). Telling people they are fired. Wearing a tie to work. Watching the season finale of Apprentice: The Donald. Dreaming about Rebecca... Oooo La la...

Friday- The Early Day. Everything should happen early. Close work early. Show up to work early (urg). Eat lunch early. Watch a movie early. Eat gummy worms, cause the early bird catches the worm. Get the Early Bird Special at Denny's (Sickness may be bestowed upon me at this moment).

Saturday- The Decking Day. A day to deck things down the halls. A day to play with a deck of cards. A day to walk on a deck outside. A day to dec-orate the Writing Room. Decking Parker if he doesn't get a blog going soon.

Sunday- The Singing Day. Singing in church in the morning. Singing Christmas Carols to anyone who calls me. Singing in the evening service. Providing a singing DVD at the DVD exchange (he he he).

Monday- The Day of Finality. The final Monday for Tanya. The final day of work for Dore. The final for 107. The final Monday for me before vacation. Running through a finish line so I feel good and final about life. Pushing a button that I will create entitled "FINAL." It will be big and red and have white writing on it. That would just feel amazing. Oh man, I'm excited.

Tuesday- The 12 day. Close school at 12:00. Only allow 12 people in my classroom. Give a door prize to the 12th person who says my name that day. Write the number 12 on a T-Shirt and wear it to school. Sing the 12 Days of Christmas. Eat 12 Granola Bars. Oh man that would be amazing. I love Granola Bars.

And that's all there is. There isn't any more.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Movies that are Beans

Many have questioned what movies actually rate BEAN status so I thought I would clear up some of the bean confusion:

From Justin to Kelly: The American Idol Movie (How on earth can they make a "better than Grease" movie about high school students on Spring Break down south?) - BEANS!

Sin City (I believe I said, "Worst Movie Ever" during the duration of the film about 9 times)-- BEANS!!

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (Ok this one may get a Rice Cake rating because of the beauty that is Angelina Jolie, but alas, the movie smelled of beans until she showed up)

Catwoman (Cats = Beans... Need I say more?)

Any others I missed?

Achhooo.

I'm totally sick today. I thought I could fight off that bug that Farah gave me through the phone with vitamin C, cold meds, and 10 hours of sleep. But no. So a day off was in order.

So today, I sit here, without 24 and I spend a day watching TV (which is just horrible alone) and resting (which is just horrible when you have a ton of laundry to do)... Simply dreaming of blog updates and next Wednesday when I will be set free into the world of vacation.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

The Joys of Narnia

OK. I've watched The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe twice now. So the reviews are in.

Great Moments in the Film or Why Michael is an Emotional Wreck:

*The bombings in England. This totally reminded me of my mom growing up in England. I always imagine her hiding in a cupboard at the end of a hallway. I started to well up, being thankful for mummy.

*The Professor's Home. Amazing to look at inside and out. At second viewing I couldn't help but imagine this being the writing room.

*Lucy. The cutest Lucy ever. One of the most pure characters on film in awhile. More over Dakota Fanning. Lucy is one of those great characters who embodies a lot of the characteristics we strive to have. She is so pure and genuine in who she is: When she is fearful she calls out to her brother, when she is sad she cries, when she is happy she throws snowballs and frolics, she runs up and hugs the professor even though he is thought to be untouchable. She is honest with who she is where she is. She never tries to be more than she is, and for that she is perfect. (Plus how cute was she with her little cup and saucer at Mr. Tumnis' house!!)

*The moment Lu first steps into Narnia. The snow, the trees... You can almost taste the crisp air. It was breathtaking.

*The moment when Lucy put faith in what she believed. The choice was obvious, and she had that child-like faith that so many of us try to have. This was so great, and yes more tears came.

*Ed getting his first taste of Turkish Delights and the first AMAZING shot of the White Witch. While everyone loved Peter, I really liked Ed cause he had this little speech impediment which was cute (just like Lu), and he had a progression to make during the story. He was organic and developed, but not to the point of disbelief. The transformation was believable and caused simple scenes like him holding a sword to be rich.

*The realistic fighting and bickering that took place between the kids. It never really came to an emotional conclusion which I loved. The kids all loved each other, but they treated each other as brothers and sisters would: Pointing out flaws, faults and errors of judgment in each other, while balancing it with an obvious devotion and love for each other.

*Aslan. At times when he is standing on a cliff talking to Peter, you feel as though--Wow this is a lion. The little bits of scruff and fragments that fly around when he breathes give him a realistic element.

*The battle. The flying creatures were GORGEOUS to me. Their feathers were realistic, and gave movement to the screen. Tears.

*The Centaur was hardcore. The two sword pull out made me excited.

*The White Witch's total domineer was PERFECT. She was arrogant, powerful, not totally human seeming, strangely pretty yet a dark side of ugliness in her, and had the coolest clothes and even cooler hair. Her best scene is when she is approaching Aslan at the camp. There is such stifled fear in her eyes, and understanding of her shortcomings.

*The ending was exactly what I wanted it to be. Crowns, growing up, and the stag!

Overall, Narnia followed the story nearly perfectly, with only a few minor changes that didn't cause fans of the book to throw tomatoes at a first viewing (reference the Harry Potter review on The Goblet of Fire). The books probably translated better to film because they are more concise and simplistic in plot (i.e. no House Elves running around making food in the kitchens). Walden and Disney would be wise to put out more Narnia films, 'cause me like-y.

Grade: Full Spaghetti Dinner
(see previous posting for grading policy)

Grades for My Movies

The Michael Shaw Grading System:

Full Spaghetti Dinner = Totally satisfying
Peanut Butter and Rice Cakes with a Diet Coke = Good for pretty much everything
Peanut Butter and Rice Cake s= Good, but could have used more.
Rice Cake= Left me wanting more, less than desirable
Beans= Can’t get worse than this

Friday, December 09, 2005

Freaky Times in Lisa's Room


Freaky Times in Lisa's Room
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Me looking shocked as Lisa darts up from bed to face the day. (Lisa's great in this one, she looks really frantic!)

Our Tour Guide


Our Tour Guide
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Lisa was our intense tour guide.

We're the girls from Beverly Hills

Shout out to Tanya and Shelly Long.

Look behind us


Look behind us
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
The Signage below this pic is behind us in this pic. Does that make sense?

The Signage


The Signage
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Oh snap.

Lost in Chination


Lost in Chination
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Lisa totally directed this shot.

Johnny Depp


Johnny Depp
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Come on... This is a new print kids. September 16 of this year. Good stuff.

The Place to Be...


The Place to Be...
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
I'm not going to lie to you. This theatre was amazing. Unfortunately this was not the theatre showing the premier event. Alas, another Hollywood trip is in order to see Narnia.

Kaleb's Lover: The Phalaenopsis Orchid

When he saw this life stood still for the man. I tell ya, I've never met someone more in love with a flower. Gotta love that.

The Red Carpet we never got to walk on it...

They totally set this up after we were in the theatre. What cheeks.

Beauty

Beauty is Narnia. I laughed, I cried. I begged for more.

Pictures to come soon.

Peace out. Survivor and double Apprentices kept me up late.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Lamppost and Jack

If it were proper to write about bowel movements I would tell you about the most rancid gas I just had. I'm sure it has something to do with strange, yet wonderful Indian food I had within the past 30 hours. But since it is considered rude to speak on such things, I will withhold the information and share a more glorious smell with you...

And that is the smell of fresh cardboard and plastic wrapping off of a DVD box. It's true... Parker just stopped by with a wonderful gift from the Lending Library, that is The Parker Home Collection, and the gift was... du du duhhhhhhhh! 24 season 4 on DVD! I can't wait. Come on, what a great friend. He brought it over for me to watch before he watches it. That's a lot of love.

But, alas, I need to wait sometime before I start in on season 4 because, that's right, it's Narnia time. Plus, I promised Mr. Riechers we would watch 24 together. So, get ready... Get set...

Cause here's the countdown clock for NARNIA...
Only 39 hours and 22 minutes to go! Oh I'm excited.


And the countdown for 24:
70 hours and 12 minutes to go! Ohhh lovely.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

The Weekend Wonderland

Last night was kind of amazing. Two words SPIRIT DAY!

Thank you Mr. Ramirez for your contribution to my celebration calendar. For those of you who didn't know, yesterday was Spirit Day. That is the first Saturday in the month of December... However, I do believe this could be for any month to mark the opening of a new holiday season... Come on think about it... Easter, Halloween, St. Patrick's, Memorial Day--uh maybe Christmas is the only one it will truly work for... But still.

Anway, Mr. Baker and I decided to celebrate in some big ways:

1. We painted part of the writing room. (Rather than decking the halls with boughs of holly, we decked the walls with colors of beauty... The "Before" pictures will be posted below.)
2. We made plans to abduct a tortoise.
3. We made fire (how manly is that--Ooga Booga) (Pictures of the madness being posted below).
4. We ate S'mores.
5. We hung out with three characters (Tanya (aka Meat Girl), Parker (aka Parker Joe), Alyssa (aka Fat Tony)
6. We watched the biggest sob movie EVER-- It's A Wonderful Life -- two words --- HE HAW!
7. We listened to the Enya CD and sang "Meal Plan."

Yes, Spirit Day rocked. I loved it. Nevertheless, I do have to get back to the daily grind of school... However I am very joyful because I see the light at the end of the tunnel... THURSDAY! NARNIA BABY! Holla!

The Beautiful Sunset


The Beautiful Sunset
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
I caught a glimpse of this on the way home from school Friday night... A sign of a great week to come.

Kaleb showing his joy...


Kaleb showing his joy...
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Smokin' good times.

In awe over the fire...


In awe over the fire...
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Oooo Ahhh Ohhh

FIRE!!!


FIRE!!!
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Raging fire.

BEHOLD!


BEHOLD!
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
The wonder who can huff and puff, and blow the marshmallow out! You've got to admit that is a whole lot of smoke!

THE DEVIL!


THE DEVIL!
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Look into mine eyes and thou wilt see the fury and fire of thy temperament.

BEFORE--wow what a mess


BEFORE--wow what a mess
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Ok... The room is cool... To keep the green grid wall or not to keep?... that is the question.

BEFORE--wow the other end of the mess

The doorway to the writing room.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

To the Faithful Readers...

Yes, yes. The Writing Room is building in excitement and anticipation... However. I need to bring everyone down to a low point of reality. (boo hoo, cries of utter sadness and horror fill the air) The room is a little ghetto... Yes you read right, ghetto (like bring your girlfriend and your other girlfriend over with a bottle of Jack)... Yet it has a twist of character (like oh snap this lodge is off the hook, there's mini-wooden beams from the late 70s--wait is this considered ghetto).

So when you imagine the room (and yes, there will be pictures sometime soon), just picture something horrible and straight out of Santa Maria--I mean the ghetto. That way you will be overwhelmed with awe and wonder when you actually see the results.

Holla at cha girl, and boy I guess.

snooze

God must be doing something amazing in us right now, cause I can't sleep and I find myself at peace (he he I just wrote peach instead of peace on accident) with everything. I have been a little... humm... how to put it, whirled around by this fast paced world we live in... Yet I take great joy in the fact that I can rest and be still. My goal is to rest more... Not to be less active, nor to cut back, but to find those restful moments to enjoy.

Today was a great day... I love Wednesdays and yes progress was made on the writing room. I hope many great thoughts will spring forth from the room this next year. Between Kaleb and me I believe great things just may come from it. Anyway... Shout out to all ya'll..

I don't think this came out sappy, but if it did, deal with it. I am a pretty sappy guy, and proud of it. Come on I cried at Titanic and Farah didn't even come close to shedding a tear. I'm just saying.... LAZY!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Thoughts of Aslan and Mazel tov

Does anybody want to light the Menorah with me this Chanukah season? I'm just saying. Sure, I'm not Jewish (which is just a funny phrase--It's like I should be called Christ-ish or American-ish or ---oh wait it is British). But still... I think it's a fun tradition and at the end of the 8 nights of Chanukah we can watch Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights. Good ol' Whitey... (that movie is horribly good, but I don't think I should watch it again, I'm sure it goes against my better principles).

Anyway, I am sitting here in my room (cause it's my late day to go to work) and I'm thinking to myself, "Jinkies. I have a menorah in my room, and I get to see Narnia in 8 days." Good stuff? I think so.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

I love Granola Bars.

So here it is. I'm watching The Biggest Loser Finale... OK, I'm just saying, but I think that may make me a Big Loser too. Totally silly.

But in real life, I had class tonight and one of my classmates said, "I'll never get THE aids." come on I love when people stick on the word "the" in front of a noun. It just makes for classic comedy. Try it out, you'll feel like an old person, it's so fun. You know "the" blogs, "the" pop music, "the" egg beater (ok it doesn't always work, but still).

Other than that, I have had a wonderful time getting things in order for the writing room. There were about 348 holes in the walls, that is until I filled them all with spackle. Yeah, it took some time, but I really liked doing it... Sort of like some kind of therapy, therapy with a trowel---yeah baby.

So tomorrow I shall be sanding the walls and selecting colors to place on the walls. And oh yea--starting the great Narnia countdown! Whoo hoo... Here we go...

Saturday, November 26, 2005

The Day of a Million Grins

Let's face it... How could today have even gone wrong? I mean Farah & Michael? Come on.

Well we had a great time today perusing the sites, smells, and sounds of the Northern Central Coast area. The theme of today was "Choose Your Own Adventure" the Date. It was really fun (aka I had a lot of fun making it up and thinking of the mini-adventures we could go on together).

The list started out very grand and exciting sounding listing items such as "Climb a mountain." But come on. Is that me? I think not. So the list evolved to include things that more directly represented my interests and things that I thought she could learn about me and the Central Coast Real World (i.e. not the touristy things... wait do we even have those?)

We went to Waller Park, Barnes and Noble, Pizza, Pride & Prejudice, Trader Joes, Painting & Drawing, Target, Best Buy, Red Robin and the McCutcheon's home. The day started at about 10:12 and ended at about 10:12. So, depending on how you read that the date either went really well, or ended at first sight. The former, rather than the latter, is the true statement. But Farah is shaping up to be a cool cat, and tomorrow holds more adventures such as breakfast, a birthday dinner, some writing room tidy work, and the much anticipated SING OFF! Oh yeah baby! I'm gonna work those vocals like Beyonce in Wilmbledon.

More to come soon my friends, and to you Burrow Girls, I have a hope to view HP with you again, and I have a Thanksgiving note to give you that I couldn't get to you on Thursday (sorry)... Send me a shout out!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

OK guys, here it is. The truth. I'm not going to lie to you right now... I am a little excited about the coming holiday... Only moments away.

So tonight I had a splendid time seeing the Cass (you gotta love the Cass) and the sisters, and yes even that bugger Sullivan. After spending time with the family I decided it was high time to throw some Thanksgiving love to three good friends. After that.... I learned how to play a little game that I shan't reveal online, for it could uncover part of someone's analogy who will remain nameless.

I had a very good time doing so and now I sit here with y creative juices just flowing... So I say to you all... goodnight, and I will blog yet again once the lovely Farah strolls into town.

Happy Expand Your Stomach Day Before The Big One

Sunday, November 20, 2005

HarryPotter


HarryPotter
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Look how smart I am here. I am totally teaching Erin and dumbleDore...

The Top 10

I really appreciated this weekend for many reasons...
Let's list em out (yes, it's a tie for first):

1. Harry Potter watching it with the Burrow--sure it was Thursday but that counts cause it was at midnight.
1. Hanging with Kaleb the planning night just hanging.
3. Did I mention I watched Harry Potter with the Jon and Morgan crowd? Sitting with the MMP and the Lub was good stuff. Way to take one for the team!
4. Cleaning out the Lodge with Kaleb, and the whole day.
5. Did I mention I watched Harry Potter in the back of the truck with the Alyssa crowd?
6. Singing at church this morning. Very purposeful, and I'm back to the point where I can focus totally on the words.
7. Walking away from the weekend knowing I have seen Harry Potter 3 times.
8. Tanya finally updated her blog with pictures of one of the two top items of the weekend.
9. Having a Harry Potter shirt that is clean. Yeah, Doing my laundry... finally. I hate doing it, but it smells good once I do it.
10. Just knowing that it was the weekend and I lived it up mad style.

Holla at cha Harry Potter Fans!

Friday, November 18, 2005

*NEW EDITS* Harry Times

My assessment on the Goblet of Fire.

I wasn’t exactly disappointed with it, nor was I overly thrilled with the film. Here are some of the points for why the film was bad:

*Dumbledore. I’m sure he’s nice, but I just don’t care for his portrayal of the most powerful wizard of all time. He brings him to a human level with his acting, but strips him of his power. Too abrasive, and didn’t show the restraint he needed to. Think meek.

*The director struggled to find a driving plot line that was obvious to the viewer (yeah yeah, we know Barty Crouch Junior is a baddie but we don’t get a sense that something suspicious is really going on at Hogwarts that involves him, there should have been something to establish this. Even something added in with Snape or McGonagal would have added to the feeling of something wicked is happening at Hogwarts)

*There lacked a visual theme through out the movie. In Azkaban Alfonso was able to create these visual images that were so great to push the story along… The theme of flight, the theme of time ticking away, time changing. This movie didn’t do that for me. I suppose there were moments of this with Mad Eye Moody’s physical habits. But no. There was no true visual sign posts.

*The death eaters were too skimpy. They were horrible and terrifying, which was amazing, but they needed more of them to create a feeling of evil that has squirmed through the system undetected.

*Where did the Quidditch World Cup go? We were there and then apperated away.

*The teachers and supporting-characters need to be invested into more. They are such great actors that if they get more time to shape the story I believe people would be happy.



Now for the more positive side on why this film worked for me:

*It’s freakin’ Harry Potter. It can’t be bad.

*I loved the kids acting abilities. Harry really worked it out this time. The moments of agony and pain for him were very believable, and he has grown into his craft. Hermione was really good during and before the first task. She was on edge, and acted like a sophisticated 14 year old girl. It worked… Ron was great in his role, and added some complexity to his role with his temper, and subtle hints of emotion toward the other two.

*Twins = Lots of laughs.

*He who must not be named. Shiver. Perfect.

*Rita Skeeter…. Loved her. She was saucy and annoying as she should be.

*The humor that he was able to interject was wonderful. I like the contrast the director created by setting it in a darker theme with really light touches of humor. Very much like the previous film.

*Emotional quality. Was this the books doing or the directors or the actors? I don’t know. But the end is so believable and well acted that I admit it. I cried twice.


Ok that is part one… I will definitely edit this and add to it later tonight as I will view it for a second time in about 2 hours! Whoo hoo! Post away my friends.


**NEW ADDITIONS***


Ok... I just got back from viewing the film a second time. I like it a lot more the second time. I wasn't disappointed with the missing parts or things that were rearranged, but I still stand by my criticisms. Rock on me (I do want to say that I think the teachers were more worthy than I thought they were--watching again I see where they played a more vital role).

My Grade: Peanut Butter and Rice Cakes with a Diet Coke

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Smoking or Non?

Well tonight was just exciting and funny on so many levels. First off I must say that I am exactly one day away from viewing the masterpiece that is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. (darn it--I just peed my bed cause I got so excited and antsy)...

But the heart of this blog is based in the fact that I have a friend named Kaleb who is going to create a sanctuary of a writing room with me. We first started in on the concept based on the fact that us cool Joes need a place to gather and hang together. So we thought a smoking room was fitting. Problem being... I don't smoke and I really would rather not start. Plus I'm not sure that is something we should promote. So we were discussing the heart of the matter and it came to be that a writing room was much needed (because I am writing my children's novel and I need a place to do it in, and for he... Uhh I told him he needed to write a book too). So, I assessed the home and realized... Hum we have extra rooms at my parents, that's it... Ma and Pa Shaw's is the place to create it.

Ideas thus far (please post any further concepts ya'll figure out for us):

*A sign on the door saying DND
*There should be some mild taxidermy going on in the room. We love animals and all, but every manly room has a dead animal's head shown somewhere.
*Cherry wood panels/any type of wood addition will man up the place.
*An awesome writing desk to pen ideas
*A globe cause we need to look wordly
*A tea kettle to remember my British roots and to mild the place down some.
*A pipe to be used as a tribute to LOTR, Kaleb's smoking habits, and Homes.
*A cool old styled lamp cause all great writers have to look like they have had things passed down to them.
*Shelves with books that inspire creativity.
*A chocolate brown wall. Cause every manned up place needs one.
*Someone to bring in cookies to us when we are deep in discussion over the power of the written word.

Ok... This isn't suppose to sound really serious, but I do like the idea of it and I hope that something transpires of it. Welcome to my world of chaos and excitement. And hey if it doesn't work out for me, at least my dad will have a cool office to work in when he's tired of sitting in front of the TV.

Wait maybe I should talk to the parents about this one... More to follow...

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Life in the School Lane

So I had class tonight, and I was really tired.... Maybe it was the fact that I got less sleep than normal, or maybe it was because I didn't eat for about 7 hours... But still.

So here are the funny things I heard tonight:

"Over load em." (I understand this isn't funny but I was in stitches when my teacher said it, cause she has this great voice that cracks me up. I love it.

"The students need the booze." (She said this when talking about children taking tests in class... Come on who wouldn't bust up!?!)

Nevertheless, I like school, I like the class. Life is good. I am sleepy and ready to go. So goodnight to you all, and I'll see you tomorrow or the next day... Or the next, or the next...

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Sunday's Super-Dooper

I was just looking at my profile and I realized you couldn't see all of my interests lists. I started editing them tonight so you can see the more important items. The book list was cut off a bit early. I never really looked at it until tonight, and I saw that a few of the top books weren't being able to be viewed. Such is life... Nevertheless, it is being molded to truly reflect the comprehensive me.

Whoo hoo...

PS I had a good day today... A-worshiping in the morning, seeing the Zen--Zub--Zathura film, listening to Alyssa sing tonight, leading KK with Rose, going to Carrow's, seeing Parker for the first time since--well this morning, and finally hanging with the newest blogger K-lubber. Rock on Blog world, rock on. And for those of you who care... Only a few more days... less than 5!!!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

The British Are Gone! The British Are Gone!

That's right the Brit has gone. It was pretty fun hanging out with Richard the past 2 days. We went to Olive Garden, College Group, watched Apprentice, went to SLO, and to the train station. So...

Last night...

Oh the wonders that were last night. Probably one of the more creative, awe inspiring, slap your knee, laugh out loud nights I've had in the past couple months. So Tanya and I returned from the train station and then hooked up with Kaleb. We didn't have a clear plan but we knew we wanted to go see Alyssa's last home game. So we went to see her, then we headed out to Starbucks and came up with a devilish plan. We started with a lovely gift of encouragement, then it evolved into a moment of decorating, and then finally into a blessing of biblical proportions. As MMP says, the Christmas season has emerged and we must spread the Christmas love...

A Nativity! Uncircumcised, black Jesus, now that's the key. How about a Mary with a knock out figure, and a Barbie head. What of a Shrek bottle for Joseph, and Batman as the angel Michael?

Yes... Yes... Now who to share the Christmas love with? Ahh that dynamic duo Don Juan and Captain Morgan. The perfect pair. So we picked up Alyssa, drove on up to Grover, and put the plan in action. Beauty I say, beauty. To see pictures go to Tanya's site at www.theextremelife.blogspot.com

Now, after that was said and done Kaleb and I dumped the ladies off and had a high tea and watched a simply silly movie about dinosaurs attacking. Good times? The best. Love it. Great. Splendiferous.

What could top it? A night at the Captain and Don Juan's watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, perhaps.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

That's Entertainment...

So here's the deal. I really love movies and I love TV. There's no denying it. So before Harry Potter emerges and consumes all my time and entertainment energy I am going to give my review of this nights time of entertainment:

The Apprentice: Martha Stewart...

We loved Howie at the start. Husband, stock guy turned business man, then apprentice candidate. But oh how times they have changed. Now we look to Jim as the front runner for the men and I say... Hummm, what are we coming to. I liked the idea of the QVC Comp (very Trump-esk), but it marginalizes the other contestants and exalts the personalities on camera. Let's try to do more tasks that focus on a full team effort--The Dog Auction was a bit of genius.

Prime...

Ok, I had no expectation for this movie, and to be honest I just felt like going to the movies tonight, but I actually liked it. I appreciated its perspective on relationships and the complexity of the role of family, love, and work. It ends on a good note, and I liked the twisted optimistic perspective that relationships continue and evolve. Ok... With that said, Uma Thurman is hot. I don't normally make these bold statements, but seriously guys... People actually have questioned me on this before, and I always point to her in Batman, but after this... Come on. She's kind of amazing.

So tonight's entertainment: I like it, I like it a lot.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Ahh


Ahh
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
My orchid.... Yes... It's the famous one that I was given for my birthday. For those of you who think it to be an odd gift... Deal. I like it. But I am taking name suggestions, so let me know. Please post any ideas. Soon you'll know his/her name.

Oooo


Oooo
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It's about two feet tall when it's in the cup/vase I stick it in.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Ooo! Ahh! Ohh!


103_0617
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
You mean. Harry Potter is coming out in 12 days and 7 hours?!? Yeah baby.

Grrr


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What do you mean I don't have tickets to Harry Potter yet!?!

Awwww


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Ti. Ti. Este me to to to... I want Harry Potter Tickets. Ti.

Blatha biggalopa loop


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Thubbbbb beans!

Yippie


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My face when I realized I am a going to see Harry Potter about 7 times in the theater. And at the midnight showing with The Burrow! Hooray!! (let's pretend that no one else can unless they have tickets).

Remember, remember...

The fifth of November.

November is one of the best months in the whole calendar year. Think about it...

You are on a sugar high for most of the month thanks in part to her neighbor October and her holiday Halloween.
My birthday breaks the month open like a new box of Cheez-its on an autumn evening.
All the evening shows go into Sweeps mode (I think).
You get to break out all of your favorite jackets and sweaters that it has been too warm to wear the rest of the year.
The colors of the November celebrations are Orange, Brown and Yellow. Two out of the three colors are the best in the world.
The real Holiday season begins, and you're not pissed off that there are Christmas decorations at the stores already.
You get to eat a HUGE dinner on the fourth Thursday of the month, and get two days off to do it in.
You have those amazing reunion moments with friends and family (hopefully with a cute girl for us boys and for girls with us men)
November is the best month in the world because it is the only month with a repeating digit. Gotta love that 1.
Veteran's Day gives you a moment for patriotism, as well as adding one more day off of school/work bringing the total to 3 whopping days off.
And finally, Guy Fawkes Day has the best rhyme in the world. He's a tool, but we killed him.

So the next time you write a check, read a calendar, or go to the bank and see one of those dorky little signs that tells you what today is... Say, "Hey, November is a great month."

Friday, November 04, 2005

For whom the phone rings...

The curse is still here. SPOILER WARNING. Survivor tonight was so telling. I can never invest money in the stock market. I always pick people of moral character and crap. They always lose. Oh Brandon, you were a good fella, but ya'll lost. However, I would indeed trust my fundage to Cory or Melissa (this sentence should indicate that they have moral character, but that they can identify the clear loser and avoid him/her/it, unlike myself). Specifically Cory, I believe he has some inside track. Maybe he is psychic... Sounds like LOST to me. So Cory, when you think of flipping houses, and I want to be involved... Make sure you start the process, then I can join in. If not I will pick a loser of a house and I'll be out more than just 10 bucks.

And as for the Apprentice tonight. Blathering-blatherskites. Sex at work huh? Well, let's just say I've worked basically at two companies and (praise the Lord) it seems that there is very little of that at either. I was glad that the babbling brooke left the fold. And what the--did he invent? I mean... come on. Inventor? I'm totally googling him tonight.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Cutest/Scariest Halloween Costume EVER!

So I'm sitting there with Farah eating lunch when this kid walks by. I shout, "Oh my gosh, look Farah that kid is an Oompa Loopma." She looks and laughs... I shout out... "Can I take your picture" His dad says "Sure... Ok go mijo." All of a sudden he puts his hands up and sings the whole Oompa Loompa chorus! The cutest kid ever! I loved it! Sorry Katie had to post it!

Toons entering Toontown


Toons entering Toontown
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
The camera was literally raped out of my hands by a worker who said, "Give me that! I hate pictures of people by themselves in Disneyland." So I ran over to Farah and jumped in the picture. Funny people those Disney workers.

Feverishly Working


Feverishly Working
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Like the looney I am I put Farah to work. But she did well. The Disney Adventure Trivia game was "Hooray! Wonderful!"

Cruisin on Denial


Cruisin on Denial
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
I'm trying to pose next to the spot with the lions and the zebras (you know the "sleeping" zebras). I look like George Hammelton though.

Wonka Vision... again


Wonka Vision... again
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
This guy was great. He was hanging out in Downtown Disney and passing out candy to all the kids. I don't think he worked there, but he was just a comedian. I showed him the pic of the Oompa Loopma and he freaked out!

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Cass is Scared


Cass is Scared
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
She's such a little indie here. Look at her holding her own on the bench between the two scary guys.

Cass and the DTMTBD Hat


Cass and the DTMTBD Hat
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
Remember at the end of that Christina Applegate classic, "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead" movie... When the mom comes back from Australia and says "You're in big trouble Sue El." Yeah, that's what Cassidy looks like.

Cass-alump


Cass-alump
Originally uploaded by IgMasterW.
The cutest Halloween costume in the world.

Ig and Cass


Ig and Cass
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Lisa and I got Cass this outfit in NYC and Jenn delivered it to her. HOORAY for NYC sportage.

hij K L mno


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The two crazy katz.