NEWS... This side of the Ozarks

Well I have to admit it has been quite some time since I last reported on the news. But I thought I would take a stab at refreshing my blog with a bit of news to report to you all:


Tonight's top story is Michael Shaw getting a job in the Orcutt School District. A letter was sent to him, he had this comment to make, "While I can neither confirm nor deny this occurrence, I am extremely happy for those who have been given jobs in the OUSD." When called the OUSD denied our request for a comment.



In political news George Bush is still in office. You can almost hear the sound of a million of Democrats cringing.



In entertainment tonight we have received word that the legendary Merv Griffin died. Merv was the creator of the popular gameshow Wheel of Fortune. Without him, where would our Vegas gambling be. Alas, now Troop Beverly Hills will seem even more out of date when they reference his name. Which means the only remaining Griffin in showbiz is despised by all.




In local news it is reported the Shaw Family of Countrywood Court bought a new phone. Give them a ring and while your at it send a shout out to Alexander Graham Bell.

Checking in with the weather Santa Maria is ridiculously cooler than LA. Praise God.




In other news just one week ago Whoopi Goldberg was announced as the new co-host on the controversial program "The View." Following this announcement Star Jones Reynolds decided to announce she had surgery to loose weight. Both announcements were equally as shocking. The only reason I decided to report on this was to put these ridiculous pictures up of the both of them.



And finally, this day in history marks the day Walt Disney received the trademark on that world famous character Mickey Mouse.


And that's the news in a nut shell. Hope you all have a historic, news-making day.