Saturday, May 10, 2008

Headlines

It is risen, indeed.

Well life has been ridiculously busy over the past 43 days, hence no blog and very little online checking-in. So here is a quick run down of the past weeks. Rather than go week by week I think the best idea is to give some headlines, which if I were savvy would turn into newslinks. Here we go:

Shaws Seek Sullivan Home: Sullivans Eagerly Await the Move

The Birthday Month Comes to the Nest

Nesters Go to Disneyland

Mimi Rolls Out the Red Carpet

SoCal Shaws Meet the Nesting Shaws at Mimi's

Nesters Call the Cops

The Birthday Month Leaves the Nest

Nesters Call the Cops... Again

Shaws Seek Silent Nest

Nest 2.0?

No Word on The New Nest

Teacher Appreciation Week Comes to PCS: Farah Honored, Michael's Life in Shame.

Sullivans Seek Rental

Sullivan Family Moves to Santa Maria

Cassidy: Child Genius?


I can go into more details on a couple of these, but I am unsure which ones to detail the most. So if you want me to comment on one of them, please comment.

Enjoy.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

ALLOW PARKER TO PROVIDE THE SUB-HEADLINE:

Shaws Seek Sullivan Home: Sullivans Eagerly Await the Move
IN RELATED NEWS, PARKER CONSIDERS MOVING TO KANSAS.

The Birthday Month Comes to the Nest
GIFTS ARE EXPECTED TO BE GIVEN AS LATE AS MID-MAY (PS: FARAH I HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT)

Nesters Go to Disneyland
WILL DISNEYLAND EVER BE SAFE AGAIN?

Mimi Rolls Out the Red Carpet
RED CARPET IMMEDIATELY WITHDRAWN WHEN IT IS DISCOVERED THE SHAWS DIDN'T BRING PARKER.

SoCal Shaws Meet the Nesting Shaws at Mimi's
PARKER STILL MIA. SEARCH CONTINUES FOR REPLACEMENT.

Nesters Call the Cops
COPS RESPOND IN FORCE.

The Birthday Month Leaves the Nest
OR...DOES IT?

Nesters Call the Cops... Again
COPS ASSUMED NESTERS WOULD PROVIDE DOUGHNUTS...AND WERE DISAPPOINTED.

Shaws Seek Silent Nest
SINGLE WHITE MALE WHO LOOKS GOOD IN UNIFORM SEEKS "BIRDIE" TO MAKE NEST WITH

Nest 2.0?
WILL THE MADNESS NEVER END?

No Word on The New Nest
COPS REVENGE IS NOW COMPLETE

Teacher Appreciation Week Comes to PCS: Farah Honored, Michael's Life in Shame.
THE BALANCE IS THUS RESTORED.

Sullivans Seek Rental
SUGGESTED LOCATIONS INCLUDE FLORIDA AND TEXAS.

Sullivan Family Moves to Santa Maria
AND BEHOLD I SAW A PALE HORSE...

Cassidy: Child Genius?
NO

~Parker

Anonymous said...

First, Parker, that was hilarious! And also, when do I get this bday present? If you can't get it to me till June, that's fine...so Fauf's bday continues!

Mrs. Shaw

Anonymous said...

Parker- Great response...Start your own police gazette....Stay here-the females are far more alluring than Kansas( been there!)-and deliver that present without any sirens or flashing lights to the Fauf!!

Anonymous said...

Farah- you b-day present is currently occupying an obscene amount of room in my trunk (along with a full body pillow that i bought for myself for reasons not quite clear to me). I will deliver it most promptly...or not. depending.

Anonymous - i would trust your statement about the females her as opposed to kansas much more credible if i knew who you were (or if you were one of the allureing single girls, in which case my number is...) At the moment, i assuming you are a middle-aged, overweight man in his basement who stumbled across michael blog by accident.
Am i far from the mark?
~Parker

Morgan Jane said...

Parker, I love you so. Also, since we don't know 'anonymous' and they therefore cannot be trusted, I'll let you know about Kansas chicks when I'm out there in a few weeks.

Anonymous said...

mj is again right---cool down, slow down and your calif. dreamgirl will be waiting for you-why go 2000
miles for an inferior product when nirvana is right
before you??!! (P.S. Kansas chicks aren't great kicks-
name one,besides Dorothy!)