Back on the Carpet

Oy. I am exhausted. I have been running that Charter School like a MAD man. But in addition to that I have also been living Life in the E! Lane as my lovely bride and I went down south to the 60th Emmy Awards... It was pretty much amazing. We were a little sad at first, our tickets were downgraded to Red Carpet, but it all worked smashingly in the end... Here are the sights.

Now here is my run down. Just pretend I am on E! and I have my daughter sitting next to me. Also pretend I am a crotchety old woman with lots of plastic surgery, who in my estimation, is hilarious.


The best couple award goes to:



The best of the worst hosts at the Emmy's goes to:


Person I pretended to like in order to get a picture of goes to:


Stupidest couple goes to (sorry Morgen):



Most classic goes to:


Best display of classic Shaw Family TV mom goes to:


Best old person falling down on the Red Carpet, but still keeping a good face goes to:


Best dressed of the night (seriously she is striking in person), who put her hand up to wave when I yelled her name goes to:


Best person named after a religious follower goes to:



Best Office person who I can only note as the one who gets her cast signed goes to (and Office friend):



Best contestant from a reality show who is a hoot in person goes to:


Best Office Make-Over goes to:


Best over-rated male on the carpet goes to:


Best Office character, hands down, goes to:


Best man who is likely to take my wife goes to:


Best straight person turned lesbian turned Emmy nominee goes to:


Best Office Person on the carpet goes to:


Best 90's TV Superhero Co-star goes to:


Best example of citrus on the carpet goes to:


LIZ LEMON!


Worst person on the carpet goes to:



There it is. The Emmy Awards!