The Cottage Top 10

The Top 10 Reasons the Cottage REALLY is the Greatest Place to Live, and why you would like to live here too:

10. Your wife makes you Grilled Cheese Sandwiches for dinner.

9. Even though you don't have the internet, you can walk to the lovely Orcutt Shopping Center and utilize the Public Library and enjoy the free internet services.

8. Even though your neighbor blocks her internet from you, she gives you the password so you can use it anytime--free of charge.

7. The covered patio is beautifully cool while the outside soars to temperatures as high as 75 degrees.

6. You can watch great Reality TV, and all you pay for is the electricity.

5. You live steps away from a beautiful elementary school and a fun playground.

4. If in the mood for the fast paced life and busy city feel you are a few yards away from the busy world of Jack in the Box.

3. People walk by and say "Oh this house is cute" and "Look at this cute little place."

2. There are at least two other homes down the street who display art in their studios for everyone to see--soon to be a third home with a backyard studio.

1. I live with the Fauf.