The Mikey's/Iggy's

Best Laugh/Voice Over:
The Constipated Gnome...

Most Random Friend Habits:
Parker and his regular schedule (believe me this is a random occasion for ParkMan)


Best Overall Look:
Farah...
All other nominees have been sacked.

Best Illusionist:
Kaleb the Disappearing Magician...

Best Upgrade:
The Nest (as opposed to the Black Pearl and the Flying Dutchess)...

Biggest Shock:
Michael shopped at the Grocery Outlet...

Best Burrow Moment...
The Burrow Bachelor Party...

Best Traveling Adventurer:
Michael and Farah going on a Honeymoon up north...

Best Use of Time Consuming Activities:
A TIE
Farah sunning outside in... cough cough... a tube top..
Parker sitting watching me work...

Best Sister Catch Phrase:
"Poach off the mooch..."

Best Staff Moment:
Praise God! No more staff! Sorry, I loved you all, it's just easier...

Oh wait there is RD Staff:
The guy teacher saying "Yeah. That's really great." wearing his package sweatpants...

Best Kid Phrases:
"It's just doesn't make any sense."

Best Teacher Shout Out During a Class Session:
"People are definitely going to hate you. Most of them will. But we like you."

Best Person to Sit by in a Class:
Kelli Bornhoft since the first grade...

Best Way to Talk to Reference Me...
You @#$&@#! (Parker knows that one)...

Best phrase from a groomsman...
TIE
"Your FANCY wedding"...
"Are you knockin' boots?"

Congrats to you. There is a small trophy being constructed for each of the winners. Be warned: it is made of foil, but still.