Tuesday, April 11, 2006

With Sincere Apologies to Parker

Problems with American Idol that I can't help but write about (yeah, sorry Parker):

1. Queen? As a theme? For pop singers? That would have been better for the final 5 or 4, cause I think there were/are only 4 good Queen songs that "singers" can showcase.

2. Bucky sounded good, and charmed women!?

3. I think we saw Ace's nipple through that nasty shirt.

4. Kellie looked like David Bowie

5. Chris didn't do that well with a ROCK theme? What?

6. Katharine McPhee sang with her throat. What was that. Come on, just because it is rock week doesn't mean you have to compromise your amazing voice.

7. Elliott has open eye syndrome at the start. (Come on, everyone, especially Alyssa, knows how much I love this man, but come on just feel the music and sing, you sound amazing just do it, don't preform it.)

8. Taylor is singing a song that reminds me of that crooner from the early stage with the bobble head. And he is singing about being CRAZY... yeah that makes sense.

9. Paris looked like Lil Kim's 12 year old daughter while singing Moulin Rouge muZAK.

10. Fantasia is sitting behind Paula the whole time and has something silver on her head. Is that hair?

Sorry, I just couldn't help but notice.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok michael shaw, i didnt even read this blog. I read the title, and the fact that it was about American Idle (no misspelling there) and skipped right over it all. Just letting you know, your readership doth protest.
~Parker

Jen said...

Lil' Kim has a 12 year old daughter?

Anonymous said...

telling people to sing like Freddie Mercury is like telling 7 year old finger-painters to paint like Picasso.