Have you ever thought about casting the story of your life? I have. In fact I thought about it so much I thought I would blog about it. So here is the credits list for the story of my life.
Me played by Toby McGuire (eh, it isn't the best fit, but it would work)
Farah played by Jennifer Gardner
Dad played by Steve Martin
Mum played by Maggie Smith (if she has botox)
Susie played by Lauren Graham
Katie played by Sara Ru (she suggested Betty White!)
Jason played by Bob Saget
Lisa played by Natalie Portman
Kyle played by The Bachelor
Cassidy played by Suri Cruise
Christopher played by Gwen Steffani's son, whatever his name is
Friends to be Included:
Parker played by The Guy From Southland
Jon played by a skinny Jack Black and Morgen played by Uma
Kevin and Rebecca played by the Stillers
Micah played by the guy from Chuck
Caitrin played by Rhianna (we needed some diversity)
Jackie played by Rory Gilmore, whatever her name is
Jimmy played by Ray Romano
Chet played by Chuck Norris
There it is. If you would like to be included please let me know and I will write you into the story of my life.
6 comments:
Awesome casting, Shaw.
hahahah. oh chuck norris. thats funny. I would say write me in but im afraid you will pick meme from the drew carey show. yikes. If you have any ideas for jason and I that are better then that, let me know lol.
Ha ha, this totally cracked me up. I've never thought of Uma for me...
I LOVE Ray Romano as Jimmy. Classic.
This is hilarious! You should probably cast me though!
Ok so now i gotta watch Gilmore Girls and see if I agree with this casting....Damn Farah for getting the Sydney Bristow (miss gardner)
I guess we should prophetically cast my future husband with Brad Pitt...if we must, we must
Wow. Bob Saget? You pick the guy I can't STAND to portray me in your movie? I am THIS close to boycotting your blog. This is WAR!
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