Oh jeepers! Who am I? Obama?
Well, here I am a few months later. I stand, well sit, here a changed man. Here are my data supporting the change:
1. I am a homeowner. What? I said it. So what? Who cares.
2. I am no longer believing I will be Benjamin Button this year. Honestly $80 and 4 months later and there are little to no results.
3. I eat a bowl of Cherrios daily. 4% in 6 weeks people--I am changed, I guess.
4. I plan to do run in a team triathlon. Obviously I won't do this. Wait, that's old not new. (Reference things I want to do, but probably won't- Riding my bike to work, the regiment, go on Family Feud, going to the moon, etc.)
5. I have only been to one movie in the past two months and it included ample blue body parts that were just weird.
Well, there it is. I said it.
4 comments:
I see bowls and bowls of cheerios in your future and close to non-stop
celebrations... with an even more sweet Fauf.
Was it more weird/awkward seeing the ample blue body parts while on a man-date?
~ Veralynn
Best new quote of the month:
When it comes to love and intimacy,
Men are microwaves.
Women are crockpots.
You must be a changed man since you finally wrote another blog and have broken your two month silence. Happy to have some more witty remarks from you!
Love your Fauf
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