Here is a list of the Top 10 Questions I want to ask people after tipping some Veritaserum in their tea.
10. To Whoopi:
Did you ever have eyebrows?
9. To Oprah:
Why haven't you married that man yet?
8. To JK Rowling:
Did you really know how the story was going to end?
7. To Jesus:
How did you disappear all the time? Did you have some sort of Invisibility Cloak or some cool power?
6. To Mary:
Did you ever discipline your first born?
5. To Palin:
Were the guys at the Republican Camp setting you up to look like a fool?
4. To Darwin:
Did you really turn to the Lord before you died?
3. To Obama:
Are you really a Christian?
2. To Any President:
Who really elects the president?
1. To The Media:
Who decides what we don't hear in the news?
Some of these answers I believe I will know one day. However, I fear I wouldn't want to know most of the answers, but still, I wonder...
2 comments:
Most answerable...#6... Did your Mum? Oh yah
Yeah, those are some good questions. #3 especially...something I really wonder at.
And Jesus had something way cooler than an invisiblity cloak..not sure what, but it puts HP to shame I'm sure.
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